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50 questions
I stole
these questions from cockeyed.com
and changed all the answers (and a couple of the questions). There are six sets of 50 questions. See the bottom of the page to navigate to
the other sets of questions. If the
questions sound weird, they were directed at Rob Cockingham
back in 2000, and not at me.
first 50 questions
1. What is your Chinese Zodiac?
The Dragon, of course
2. Where is your butter?
In the refrigerator, in the butter compartment.
3. What is the best Lucky Charms marshmallow?
The crunchberry.
4. Devo?
Yes, but not for their music.
5. What was your gross income for 2005?
I can’t say, but it was the best year I’ve ever had. New job.
6. Dog or Cat?
Dog. No question.
7. Hotel or Motel?
Was motel, becoming full-service hotel.
8. Why do all people like blue?
Because it is nature’s wallpaper, the color of the sky and sea.
9. Pie or cake?
Either. No strong preference.
10. How much is your rent?
$1450/month, before I bought the house. Now I pay about $500/month more to live in
the same house.
12. Where do you buy groceries?
Randall’s, most often. Then
Kroger. Central Market, on occasion.
13. Sushi?
Every Sunday evening.
14. Name of your high school sweetheart?
It started with an L.
15. Who was the last person to give you the finger?
My brother, every day when he gets home. Quite literally.
16. Toronto or Montreal?
I don't know.
17. Morrissey?
I don’t think so. Not sure.
18. What are you eating?
Philly cheese-steak sandwich
19. Last thing you did with a relative?
Took my dad out for Father’s Day dinner last night.
20. Who let the dogs out?
Please.
21. Why did I ask #20?
You are possessed by top 40 music.
22. Best science?
Physics.
23. What is the one thing people say about you the
most?
You look like you’re losing weight.
24. 19 or 20?
No (laughs), I’m 41.
25. What do you watch on TV?
Alias, The Soprano’s, Arrested Development. Lost. Nova.
26. Sweet or Salty?
Salty
27. How do you feel about paper clips?
Great as long as they don’t try to tell me how to use a computer.
28. Who do you have a picture of on your desk?
I had a picture of a politician as kind of a joke, but politics aren’t really
funny. People get so worked up about
them. I also had a picture that came
with the frame, with a woman and a couple of kids, as a joke.
29. Children?
Not yet. Probably not, at this stage.
30. Do you eat breakfast?
No.
31. Drink of choice?
Dr. Pepper, although the diet version as of late.
32. Middle name?
Same as my Dad’s
33. Middle child?
No, first child.
34. Inseam?
32
35. Funniest comic?
I would have to say Gary Shandling, not from his
stand-up, but he had two of the funniest television shows of all time, in the
It’s Gary Shandling’s Show and The Larry Sanders Show.
36. Why do you look mean?
Mostly the goatee. And not smiling if
nothing is funny.
37. Are you 32?
Almost ten years, now.
38. What movie should I rent?
Welcome to the Dollhouse.
39. Accounting will pay for my eyeglasses, right?
Is it a business expense?
40. What do you quote the most?
Weird Science. Animal House. Caddy Shack. Napoleon Dynamite,
although that one is getting old already.
41. What was the last book you read?
See the website.
42. Is it warm there?
It’s summer in Houston. It was 93° today. 48% humidity (not as bad
as it could be).
43. Friday or Saturday?
Friday
44. Are you scared yet?
Not yet…
45. Do you bite your fingernails?
Never.
46. How old are the shoes you're wearing?
Three months. They’re Puma old-school
sneakers, and I bought them because when I was a kid, my mom would never buy
Pumas, she made me get Adidas every time, because Pumas were too expensive.
47. Can you speak Swedish?
No.
48. Do you drink coffee with cream?
No coffee. An occasional cappuccino.
49. Do you smoke?
No, it’s been four years, eleven months, seven days, five hours, fifty-three
minutes and … 6 seconds. But I don’t
miss it.
50. Where is Ed going?
He’s fed up.
Next 50 questions (2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th)
Last updated 11/12/05
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