I always wanted a cool nickname, like "two-dollar Billy" or Scooter. (Can you tell that I grew up in the South?) I tried to get several to catch on, like Big Bopper or D-Love.

I had a couple in college. Drewcifer. Or Evil Hevle (pronounced to rhyme with 'evil'). A theme. Zeus. Tarzan. Herr Doktor Proffessor (made that up).

In elementary school I was "Drew the Poo". Inevitable.

Late.