Quote of the Day

"Imagine a donut, fired from a cannon at the speed of light while rotating. Time is like that, except without the cannon and the donut."

- Cervantes

"You know how it is when you lean back too far in your chair and almost fall backwards, but save yourself at the last second? I feel like that all day."

- Stephen Wright

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."

- Emo Philips

Late.

- Drew