Christian Cooper/Kelly Parker wedding

My friend Chris is getting married tomorrow, to a lovely woman named Kelly, who I have yet to meet. Since Coop is one of the few people who have confirmed that they have actually visited this site, I thought I would feature him and his bride-to-be today.

This is not him. Neither is this. Not here, either. Nor this one. And this is definitely not him. It's not this actor, or this NFL player, or this blogger.

This isn't the same Kelly, and it's definitely not this dude. It's not this filmaker (sic), this lawyer, this engineer, or this State of Mainer real estate agent.

Congratulations and best wishes, Kelly and Chris. I'll post some pictures after the wedding.

Update: Here's a picture of Kelly and Chris' first dance.