Merry Holiday and Happy Upcoming Calendar Event!

This greeting is offered without obligation, expressed or implied, without regard to the race, creed, color, national origin, age, sex, political affiliation, sexual preference, religion or beliefs of the recipient. The greeting is offered with the recognition that calendars other than the traditional Western solar calendar commonly used in the United States of America exist, and with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures.

DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTABILITY

PLEASE READ THIS DISCLAIMER CAREFULLY AND IN ITS ENTIRETY BEFORE ACCEPTING OR RETURNING THIS HOLIDAY GREETING OR WELL-WISHING. THIS AGREEMENT SETS FORTH THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS THAT GOVERN THE ABOVE WELL-WISHING "MERRY HOLIDAY AND HAPPY UPCOMING CALENDAR EVENT" (HENCEFORTH TO BE REFERRED TO AS "GREETING") BY DREW HEVLE(DREW) ON HIS WEB SITES AND RELATED INTERNET MEDIA PROPERTIES, INCLUDING HEVLE.COM, DREWHEVLE.COM, NANCYBOYZ.COM, HEVLE.NET, AND KFFLCHAMPS.COM (COLLECTIVELY THE "SITE"). BY ACCEPTING OR RETURNING THE GREETING, YOU AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS SET FORTH BELOW. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO BE BOUND BY THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS, YOU MAY NOT HAVE A MERRY HOLIDAY AND HAPPY UPCOMING CALENDAR EVENT AND SHOULD IMMEDIATELY REJECT SUCH SENTIMENTS. DREW MAY MODIFY THIS AGREEMENT AT ANY TIME, AND SUCH MODIFICATIONS SHALL BE EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY UPON POSTING OF THE MODIFIED AGREEMENT ON THE SITE. YOU AGREE TO REVIEW THE AGREEMENT PERIODICALLY TO BE AWARE OF SUCH MODIFICATIONS AND YOUR CONTINUED ACCEPTANCE OF THE WELL-WISHES SHALL BE DEEMED YOUR CONCLUSIVE ACCEPTANCE OF THE MODIFIED AGREEMENT. THIS GREETING IS FREELY TRANSFERABLE PROVIDED THERE IS NO ALTERATION TO THE GREETING. IT IMPLIES NO CONTRACT BETWEEN DREW AND THE RECIPIENT OF THE GREETING, AND IS VOID WHERE LIMITED OR PROHIBITED BY LAW. THE GREETING IS REVOCABLE AT ANY TIME BY DREW. NO WARRANTIES ARE EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED BY THE GREETING OR THIS AGREEMENT, EXCEPT WHERE REQUIRED BY LAW, IN WHICH CASE SUCH WARRANTIES ARE LIMITED SOLELY TO REPLACEMENT OF THE GREETING OR ISSUANCE OF A NEW GREETING AT THE DISCRETION OF DREW.