And yet even more drummer jokes

Q: How do you get a drummer to stop playing?
A: Put sheet music in front of him.

Q: How do you know when there's a drummer on your porch?
A: The knocking speeds up

Q: How do you get a drummer off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza

Q: What to you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless

Q: How do you know when the drum riser is level?
A: When there's drool coming out of both corners of the drummer's mouth