Football season is over, at long last

I love football, but my desire to watch is proportional to how well our fantasy football team is doing. Entire seasons have been ruined by a poor start. This was the worst season the Nancy Boys have ever had. Here's an IM conversation (one sided) between me and Kevin (my team partner):

Drew: Nancy Boy up for another Monday night drubbing

Drew: Heart-rending, soul-wrenching, humiliating kick in the guts

Drew: Defeat snatched from the jaws of victory

Drew: Blown opportunities, choke

Drew: Just one more kick when we're down

Drew: Oh, how I long for the sweet kiss of death

Drew: Futile, futile

Drew: Help me quit this miserable existance. I long for the perpetual gloom of that good night

Drew: Take me now

Drew: Goodbye, cruel world

Drew: You won't have the Nancy Boys to kick around anymore