Top 10 Things if Drew Were Elected President

10) I would require IQ test for driver's licenses, voter's registration (clearly needed if I was elected president), and cell phone licenses (yes, I said cell phone licenses). There would be stupid people lanes on the freeway for those that don't make top scores.
9) Report all communists
8) Compulsory border patrol service for all illegal immigrants (don't you just love the irony?)
7) I would immediately declare war on France
6) Presidential cheerleaders. Too much negativity in politics, not enough positive energy
5) They'd have to let me drive Air Force One
4) Reporters who ask me hard questions would be sent to the camps.
3) Balance the budget with a tax on Michael Bolton
2) Immediately grant all terrorists the martyrdom they desire
1) White House Party

My running-mate would be Meg Ryan.