What to Expect when the Price of Gas Falls below Zero

Based on current projections by Rob Cockerham at cockeyed.com, the price of gas will drop below $0.00 per gallon sometime in March of next year.

What does this mean to you, the consumer?

- Big oil companies will be paying you to fill up your gas tank, so you'll pull up to the pump, fill up, and they'll hand you cash
- Driving will be cheaper than doing nothing. You'll drive around all evening after work, listening to the radio and making money.
- Taxi drivers will become wealthy upper-class snobs
- Gas burning SUV's will actually increase your income
- Power plants burning gasoline will pay you to use their electricity, so that they can use more gasoline. Now you can air-condition the neighborhood like you always wanted to as a kid, without your dad yelling at you that money doesn't grow on trees