Bass Player Jokes

A while back I posted some drummer jokes here and here, now I've heard a couple of bass player jokes, and turnabout is fair play.

What do you throw a drowning bass player??
... His amp!

Son: "Daddy, I want to grow up and be a bass player."
Father: "Son, you can't have it both ways. "

Q: What's the first thing a bass player says when he knocks on your door?
A: "Pizza!"

Q - What's the difference between a bass and a rhino that's just eaten a can of baked beans?
A - One's a huge useless thing that makes a deep farting noise and the other is a rhino.

Q What's the difference between a bass and a trampoline?
A You take off your shoes to jump on the trampoline.