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50 questions
I stole
these questions from cockeyed.com
and changed all the answers (and a couple of the questions). There are six sets of 50 questions. See the bottom of the page to navigate to the
other sets of questions. If the
questions sound weird, they were directed at Rob Cockingham
back in 2000, and not at me.
fifth 50 questions
1. Flying?
It’s a chore, the only interesting part is figuring out shortcuts, like where
to park and how to check in.
2. Do you look good in hats?
No. I have a Brobdingnagian head.
3. Meetings?
My world is meetings, at work.
4. What does, "We need to talk" mean?
It is the precursor to a conversation that you REALLY don’t need.
5. Do you use the postage machine at work?
No. I’m pretty careful about mixing personal
expenses with business expenses.
Although I did use it once at FERA, so that I could set the date back
a couple of days for a deadline I missed.
6. Are you ergonomically correct?
I lean back. I slouch.
7. Grape flavor?
Usually no.
8. Beavis or Butthead?
I forget which is which. I think their
time has passed. This quiz is a couple
of years old.
9. Can you dance?
No, I have a theory. Most musicians
(I’m being generous) hear music in a different way, and also, in junior high,
when everyone else was learning how to dance, the musicians were standing
there up front watching the band.
10. Do you have more guys
friends than girl friends?
It used to be 50-50 in college, but when the girls got married, they stopped
hanging out. The guys still hang out.
11. Do you read your horoscope?
I don’t believe in that. They all
would apply.
12. Do you find yourself getting dumped for the same reason every time?
The last couple of times I got dumped they never returned my calls. I don’t really know why. I think they must have really been
lesbians.
13. Poetry?
No, but a very guilty no.
14. Video games?
No. Word games (Bespelled)
or card games on the computer. I’ve
started playing BeJeweled.
15. When are you going to grow up?
1) Go to college (done) 2) Get job (done) 3) Buy house (done) 4) Get married
(no one on the horizon) 5) Have kids (not yet) 6) You’re grown up.
16. Uphill from here or downhill from here?
Downhill physically. Uphill
financially. (Wait, does that mean it gets better, or harder? I meant gets better).
17. What are you doing for your birthday?
Last year I took a week off and didn’t do anything. This year I was at an industry conference
and I didn’t tell anyone, I went out to dinner by my self. My friend Rachelle took me out to dinner.
18. Should I go to California?
Are you rich? You’ll enjoy it.
19. Contact cement or liquid nails?
No preference.
20. Last time you were really upset?
Road rage. Last week.
21. Can I mail you something?
See my site for the address.
22. Where the hell is Brian?
Outside Philadelphia. Sucking.
23. Best feature?
Reason. Opposable thumbs.
24. Soy milk?
No
25. Earthquakes?
I haven’t been in one since I was a kid.
26. Do you have a theme?
Compassionate conservatism. Just
kidding, political freako’s. Don’t email me.
27. Double joints?
One thumb is.
28. Best place to take a date?
Depends on what she likes. Something
fun, like hibachi or sushi or tappas or dim
sum. Casual rather than dressy.
29. What's worse: Papercut
or hangnail?
Neither is a big deal. Try Ebola
sometime.
30. Pente?
Yeah, but not since high school.
31. DC or Marvel?
I don’t know the difference.
32. Why does my phone smell like play-dough?
Could it be your makeup? I don’t know.
33. Flour and water or paper mache mix?
I’m not an artsy guy.
34. Favorite music?
Melodic. Good vocalists. I am in love with Norah Jones.
35. Best Kubrick film?
2001: A Space Odyssey. This is a science fiction film made before
they landed on the moon, and it still looks good. Close second, Dr. Strangelove. Then The Shining. Then A Clockwork Orange,
then Eyes Wide Shut. Then maybe Full Metal Jacket.
36. Kevin Smith?
Movies, yes. Philosophy, no.
37. Best thing about being male?
Independence. Here’s a story, I was going in to pick up
my dry cleaning, and the girl in front of me was picking up too, and she was
getting chewed out by the Asian lady at the counter for not undoing the
buttons on her button down collars.
Since I have never undone a button on my collars, and all I ever bring
in to get cleaned are button-down shirts, I figured that I was in for an a**
chewing too, but when it was my turn, she gave me a big smile, said “Here you
go, Mr. Hevle”.
I really feel sorry for that girl, and now I believe that dry cleaners
discriminate against women.
Stewardesses treat me better than women, too.
38. Worst thing about being male?
You feel inadequate if you can’t fix your car yourself.
39. Mozart?
If I liked classical music, yes, but no.
40. Have you ever placed a personal ad, not as a
joke?
No, but as a joke, no.
41. Have you ever answered a personal ad, not as a joke?
No.
42. Why are all the guys in the suite next door below avg. height?
This isn’t a question for me.
43. Have you ever gone to work on a Saturday, thinking it was Friday?
No, I don’t think so, but I have gone an hour early when the time changed.
44. Cheese?
It’s all good.
45. Pager, Cellphones?
I have a cell phone. I use it mostly
for business, I didn’t ever turn it on today (Sunday). We got rid of our pagers, they are pretty
much obsolete.
46. You're on CST, right?
Right.
47. Can you sing?
No. I wish I could.
48. Where is the Schwan's Meeting?!
This isn’t a question for me.
49. Dayquil or Nyquil?
I rarely take medicine, but I do have some Nyquil. It rocks (it’s 40
proof).
50. Vegan?
No. Balance in all things.
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