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50 questions
I stole
these questions from cockeyed.com
and changed all the answers (and a couple of the questions). There are six sets of 50 questions. See the bottom of the page to navigate to
the other sets of questions. If the
questions sound weird, they were directed at Rob Cockingham
back in 2000, and not at me.
sixth 50 questions
1. Catholic?
No, definitely Protestant. Religion is
another thing that’s not funny, because people get so worked up about it.
2. Do you have sensitive teeth?
No. Except sometimes after drinking
Coke.
3. Last dream you remember?
Last night I had another college finals nightmare. I’ve been out of school for more than 12
years.
4. What toppings do you like on your pizza?
I like everything. If it’s good New York style pizza, cheese only. If not, my usual pizza is ham, jalapenos,
and pineapple. Maybe onion, maybe fresh tomato. Usually just a couple of ingredients,
rather than a whole lot.
5. How much gasoline do you use per week?
Probably a tank, combined.
6. Will you pick me up at the airport?
Sure, in Houston it’s not bad at all. Hobby or Intercontinental?
7. When do you do your laundry?
Weekends.
8. Fast food?
Yeah, too often. No hamburgers,
though.
9. Eggs?
No, no breakfast, no breakfast foods.
10. What is the most thoughtful gift you've gotten lately?
My friend Kevin brought me a hula girl from Hawaii. Todd gave me some things from Barbados.
11. Can you grow facial hair?
Not as quickly as some of my friends, but yeah, I can grow a full beard and
mustache.
12. Is this going to be on your webpage?
Yes. My site already has a "frequently asked questions", but it’s a
couple of years old, so I stole these questions from Cockeyed.com
and changed all the answers (and a couple of the questions).
13. I like the band "Archers of Loaf". Is there something wrong
with me?
Zen Archer? (spits).
14. What are you dong tonight?
Is that a typo? Heh,
heh, heh, you said
“dong”.
15. Musicals?
No, I don’t think so.
16. Are you left handed?
No. Are you? I think left-handed
people really are different.
17. Straight Edge?
???. That’s the
name in drafting class for what everyone else calls a ruler.
18. Tangerines?
I made a nice salad for our book club with tangerines and walnuts. And Maytag blue cheese.
19. Is it wrong to be excited about 40 degree weather?
No. weather is one of only a few things that’s on
the news every day. If you are excited about that, you have a long happy life
ahead of you.
20. Horror movies?
John Carpenter's The
Thing, The
Shining.
21. Which sibling?
Rick is most like me, Kira least, Aaron is my least
favorite. Just kidding!
22. Frisbee?
Okay. At the beach. And Frisbee golf.
23. Guilty pleasure?
Taco Bell. Science-fiction
books. Cartoons.
24. Magazine?
Scientific American. PC Magazine. The
Economist. I just subscribed to Skeptic Magazine.
25. Last crisis?
Some job deadline.
26. Last thing you laughed at?
Bad News Hughes.
27. Do you want to live alone?
I have, and there are positives and negatives. Positive: privacy. Negative: no social interaction for days at
a time.
28. When is your next vacation?
I may be able to do a quick one this summer.
I’m saving up vacation because of the new job.
29. Could I survive San Francisco?
I know it’s very hard to find a place to live that’s affordable.
30. Best beat poet?
Bob Dylan?
31. What is really over rated about you?
I think that people think I’m more businesslike or serious than I really am.
32. Have you ever had a fake ID?
Yeah, I had one made. It wasn’t a fake driver’s license, just an ID
card. I think it worked about half the
time, but I was 17 and the drinking age was 18, back then.
33. Tylenol or Advil?
No preference. I buy generic aspirin.
34. Should I get a cat?
It’s like smoking. Do you want everyone
to know you own a cat, just by smelling you?
35. What should I name a cat?
Fluffy.
36. Where is Turlock, CA in relation to you?
Nowhere near.
37. Last time you saw snow?
September, in Banff. Before that,
skiing in Idaho in February.
38. Do you think I sound like someone in "Fargo"?
Yes, but all my relatives on my Dad’s side are from South Dakota and
Minnesota, so it’s cool.
39. Why am I always the last to know about stuff?
Because everyone is always quickest to recognize their own faults in others.
40. How tall are you?
6'0" Actually,
5’11 3/4".
41. Where will you be in 10 years?
Probably right here, ten years older.
42. How do you feel about getting lost?
I usually like wandering, but I get extremely frustrated if I’m late.
43. Peanut Butter or Jelly?
Peanut butter.
44. Have I asked you anything twice?
Yeah, my age about three times.
45. Packaging?
Improving every day. I love the
built-in Ziploc bags for everything nowadays.
46. Do you have a lisp?
I have the opposite of a lisp.
47. Theme parks?
I enjoyed Epcot more than any other.
48. Are you easily annoyed?
Yes. Especially when I’m sweating.
49. Die Hard?
Yippee-ki-yay, mother-****er.
50. Are you sad that this is the last "50 Questions" Installment?
I don’t think I have much left in me.
I answered all these questions over a couple of hours on a Sunday
evening.
Previous 50 questions, (1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th. 5th)
Last updated 11/12/05
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