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History of nancyboyz.com 1991 Inaugural season of the KFFL 1991 Nancy Boyz make
playoffs 1992 Nancy Boyz
formed by merger of the Ginger Snaps and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders 1992 Nancy Boyz make
playoffs 1996 Nancy Boyz
highest scoring team in the league 1997 Nancy Boyz
change their name from Nancy Boys 1998 Nancy Boyz
Football Club LP acquired by Kraft, Inc. 1999 Nancy Boyz go
to Superbowl IX 2000 Nancy Boyz go
to Superbowl X 2001 KFFL changes to auction draft format 2002 Nancy Boyz make
playoffs, highest scoring team in the league 2003 Nancy Boyz
officially change name to nancyboyz.com 2003 nancyboyz.com IPO sets records for
fantasy football club 2003 nancyboyz.com go to Superbowl
XIII 2003 nancyboyz.com win 2003 KFFL Championship Latest News SPORTSWIRE - PRESS RELEASE
- 22-DEC-03 NANCYBOYZ.COM WINS 2003
KFFL CHAMPIONSHIP AUSTIN, TX In an extremely
tight game that went down to the wire, the nancyboyz.com fantasy football
team defeated the Wandering Snails 51 to 47 late Sunday night. Both teams'
star quarterbacks were shut out, Peyton Manning for the boyz
and Trent Green for the Snails. Co-owners Drew Hevle and
Kevin Kerner were pleased. "I was more relieved than anything, we've lost
two championships before in tight games, I couldn't
relax until the next day when it was official" Drew said. Kevin could
not be reached for comment, and did not return telephone calls Sunday and
Monday. This is the first
championship for the nancyboyz.com franchise after three attempts,
they lost to the Mountain Oysters in 1999 and the Gooey Black Death in 2000. =================================================================================== SPORTS WIRE – OFFICIAL
STATEMENT – FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 13-DEC-03 'Keep the Streak Alive'
merchandise Posted by: Ray Stevens -
NANCYBOYZ.COM (Tm #7) - 12/13/2003 8:18:00 PM
Famous streaks in history:
80 - NCAA Prairie View
A&M (1989-98) division I-AA consecutive losses 50 - NCAA Macalester College (1974-80) division III consecutive
losses 39 - NCAA St. Paul’s
(1948-1953)/Cheyney (1994-1998) division II
consecutive losses 34 - NCAA Northwestern
(1979-82) division IA consecutive losses 30 - CFL Winnipeg Jets
consecutive losses 24 - NBA Cleveland Caveliers 1982 (over two seasons) 23 - NBA Vancouver
Grizzlies 1995-96 / Denver Nuggets 1997-98 23 - NFL Houston Oilers consecutive road losses 23 - MLB Philadelphia Phillies 1961 17 - NHL Washington
Capitals 1974-75 / San Jose Sharks 1992-93 15 - NFL Carolina Panthers
2002 consecutive losses in one season 13 - KFFL Devil Dogs 2003
consecutive regular season losses 'Keep The Streak Alive!' and
'Remember the Streak!' bath mats, toilet seat covers, toilet tissue, and soft
foam toilet seats are now available in the KFFL giftshop.
Soundtrack by Ray Stevens also available. Also, streaked underwear available
in Scotty's hamper. =================================================================================== SPORTS WIRE – OFFICIAL
STATEMENT – FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 10-OCT-03 HOUSTON,
TX—-(NANCYBOYZ.COM)—-Oct. 10, 2003 OPEN LETTER TO TONY LYNCH HOUSTON – Drew Hevle of
nancyboyz.com responds to Tony Lynch, head of the Bad Monkeys, in the
following open letter: -----Original
Message----- Tony, You freedom-hating dope-smoking flag-burning commie
bastard!!! You think you can "smart-ass" your way through
life making fun of what people hold most dear? Well, some of us have
paid the ultimate price for your right to piss all over everyone, just for
your own amusement. What do you think John Wayne would say to your face
if he were still around? I know he wouldn't giggle and send snide
emails. He'd hand you your ass after teaching you a lesson you'll never
forget about not only the rights of Americans but the responsibilities that
go with them. And I'd be standing right behind him, next to Ronald
Reagan, Jack Kennedy, Tom Landry, Roger Staubach,
and the rest of the red-white-and-blue blooded American patriots that call
themselves Dallas Cowboy fans. The price of democracy is eternal vigilance. Regards, =================================================================================== SPORTS WIRE - PRESS
RELEASE 29-JUL-99 LOS ANGELES--(SPORTS
WIRE)--July 29, 1999-- HEVLE NAMED CHIEF
EXECUTIVE OFFICER, NANCY BOYZ FOOTBALL CLUB NEW YORK - Drew Hevle, current
Groundskeeper and former General Manager of the famed Nancy
Boyz Football Club was named Chief Executive Officer in a
press conference held Wednesday in New York
City. The move gives Hevle majority control over
player signings and personnel changes during the
upcoming 1999-2000 KFFL season. Kevin Kerner, General
Manager and Chief Technical Office for the Nancy Boyz will remain in his role
for at least one more season.
"Drew is the pillar of the Nancy Boyz franchise" says Kerner. "His dedication to the team, coupled with
his affinity for grain alcohol and long naps clearly makes him the right
choice. I couldn't be happier." Hevle was recruited by the
Nancy Boyz franchise after a brief stint in prison following unnamed
charges. In his 6 years with the team,
he has an under .100 playoff
record, but in recent months, has been hopeful of the teams future. "I hate this game. I quit." commented Hevle after last year's
disappointing season. Hevle was
unavailable for comment after Wednesday's
announcement. The Nancy Boyz Football Club, established in 1994 are a wholly
owned subsidiary of Kraft Foods. For more information, visit www.kraft.com. SPORTS WIRE - JULY 29,
1999 LOS ANGELES - ASSOCIATED
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