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What is it?  Basically, don’t believe everything that you read.  The opposite of skepticism is gullibility.  There is so much misinformation going around that it boggles the mind.  I started to notice this with urban legends.  Then I realized that there is so much that people take for gospel that is utterly untrue.  Quackery, false "science" and false "history”.  Pseudoscience.  Metaphysics (meta-bullcrap).  Magnets as medically therapeutic.  EMF as a medical danger.  Alien abductions.  Elvis.  Breast implants.  Toxins like DHMO (see below).  I’m starting to get worked up now.  Crystals.  Organic foods.  Food supplements.  All the politically correct b.s. that is actually false, like why you shouldn’t throw rice at weddings.  Alka Seltzer and seagulls.  Cow tipping.

 

There is a fundamental lack of understanding about basic science.  I was talking to a friend on the phone, and she said that she had to get off the phone.

 

She said “You’re not supposed to use the phone during a thunderstorm”

I said “Wait a minute, aren’t you on a wireless phone?”

She said, “Yeah, so?”

 

I don’t know if I need to explain this, but the problem with being on the phone during a thunderstorm is that lightning can strike and cause a surge on the phone line.  If you are using a wireless phone, there is no “line” connected to you.

 

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Crimes of Persuasion Schemes, Scams, Fraud ( investment fraud, consumer rip-offs, senior scams, telemarketing fraud, pyramid s

Fun & Games

Healthy Skepticism Inc

HOAXBUSTERS Home Page

HotAIR - Rare and well-done tidbits from the Annals of Improbable Research

OldSuperstitions.com - Superstitions Database

Popular Science 1O6 Science Claims and a Truckful of Baloney

The Ig Nobel Web Page

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Urban Legends Reference Pages

 

an answer to chain letters (part 1)

Hello Everyone-

 

I am a very sick boy little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. But she is crying. Don't cry mommy. Mommy is always sad, but she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn't answer, and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her that anymore. The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I go to sleep. The doctors gave me an artificial body. My body is burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us havin' no money.

 

I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said employers don't hire crying people. I said "don't cry, mommy" and she hugged my burlap body. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap, and it chafes her bad. I hope some one will help me. You can help me if you forward this e-mail. Dr. Johansen said if you forward this that Bill Gates will team up with AOL and do a survey with NASA. Then the astronauts will collect prayers from school children from all over America and take them up to space so that the angels can hear them better. Then they will go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in his church and send the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Or maybe just use my lungs and heart, when the doctors make them. The doctors said that every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take another prayer to the angels. Please help me. Mommy is sad, and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to rot before I turn 10.

 

If you don't forward this e-mail, that's o.k. Mommy says that just means you're a mean heartless person who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach, that she hopes you die a slow horrible death so you can burn in hell. What kind of person are you that you can't take 5 minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can feel guilt and shame for the rest of their day, and then maybe help a poor, bodiless 9-year-old boy?

 

Please help me. This really sucks. I try to be happy but it's hard. I wish I had a puppy. I wish I could hold a puppy.

 

Thank You.

Billy 'Smiles' Eavans,

The boy with just a head.

And a burlap sack for a body.

 

an answer to chain letters (part ii)

Think about it . . .

 

1. Big companies don't do business via chain letter. Bill Gates is not giving you $1000, and Disney is not giving you a free vacation.  There is no baby food company issuing class-action checks.  MTV will not give you backstage passes if you forward something to the most people. You can relax; there is no need to pass it on "just in case it's true". Furthermore, just because someone said in the message, four generations back, that "we checked it out and it's legit", does not actually make it true.

 

2. There is no kidney theft ring in New Orleans. No one is waking up in a bathtub full of ice, even if a friend of a friend swears it happened to their cousin.  If you are hell-bent on believing the kidney-theft ring stories, please see this site.  And I quote: "The National Kidney Foundation has repeatedly issued requests for actual victims of organ thieves to come forward and tell their stories. None have." That's "none" as in "zero". Not even your friend's cousin.

 

3. Neiman Marcus doesn't really sell a $200 cookie recipe. And even if they do, we all have it. And even if you don't, you can get a copy at this site. Then, if you make the recipe, decide the cookies are that awesome, feel free to pass the recipe on.

 

4. If the latest NASA rocket disaster(s) DID contain plutonium that went to particulate over the eastern seaboard, do you REALLY think this information would reach the public via an AOL chain-letter?

 

5. There is no "Good Times" virus. In fact, you should never, ever, ever forward any email containing any virus warning unless you first confirm that an actual site of an actual company that actually deals with viruses. Try this site first. And even then, don't forward it. We don't care. And you cannot get a virus from a flashing IM or email, you have to download....ya know, like, a FILE!

 

6. If your cc: list is regularly longer than the actual content of your message, you're probably going to Hell.

 

7. If you're using Outlook, IE, or Netscape to write email, turn off the "HTML encoding." Those of us on Blackberries can't read it, and don't care enough to save the attachment and then view it with a web browser, since you're probably forwarding us a copy of the Neiman Marcus Cookie Recipe anyway.

 

8. If you still absolutely MUST forward that 10th-generation message from a friend, at least have the decency to trim the eight miles of headers showing everyone else who's received it over the last 6 months. It sure wouldn't hurt to get rid of all the "< " that begin each line.  Besides, if it has gone around that many times we've probably already seen it.

 

9. Craig Shergold (or Sherwood, or Sherman, etc.) in England is not dying of cancer or anything else at this time and would like everyone to stop sending him their business cards.  He apparently is also no longer a "little boy" either.

 

10. The "Make a Wish" foundation is a real organization doing fine work, but they have had to establish a special toll free hot line in response to the large number of Internet hoaxes using their good name and reputation. It is distracting them from the important work they do.

 

11. If you are one of those insufferable idiots who forward anything that promises "something bad will happen if you don't", then something bad will happen to you if I ever meet you in a dark alley.

 

12. Women really are suffering in Afghanistan, and PBS and NEA funding are still vulnerable to attack (although not at the present time) but forwarding an e-mail won't help either cause in the least.  If you want to help, contact your local legislative representative, or get in touch with Amnesty International or the Red Cross.  As a general rule, e-mail "signatures" are easily faked and mean nothing to anyone with any power to do anything about whatever the competition is complaining about.

 

(P. S. There is no bill pending before Congress that will allow long distance companies to charge you for long distance when using the Internet.)

 

Bottom Line... composing e-mail or posting something on the Net is as easy as writing on the walls of a public restroom. Don't automatically believe it unless it's proven false... ASSUME it's false, unless there is proof that it's true.  Got it? Good.

 

Now, forward this message to ten friends and you will win the Publishers Clearing House sweepstakes.

 

an answer to chain letters (part iii)

 

Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, and fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution. I also suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get a date with every Playboy model in the magazine!" What a bunch of baloney.

 

Basically, this is a message to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and have their way with me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and which, if it makes it to the year 2000, will be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. Forget them.

 

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity.

 

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't annoy people by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email, lest he end up like Miranda. Right?

 

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

 

ban dihydrogen monoxide!

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

 

Dihydrogen monoxide:

        is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.

        contributes to the "greenhouse effect."

        may cause severe burns.

        contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.

        accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.

        may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.

        has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

 

Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the Midwest, and recently California.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

        as an industrial solvent and coolant.

        in nuclear power plants.

        in the production of Styrofoam.

        as a fire retardant.

        in many forms of cruel animal research.

        in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.

        as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

 

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

 

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

 

Last updated 4/5/05

 

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